Saturday, 21 January 2012

Just Call Me...

...Clairvoyant Kimberley. This weeks challenge over on LIM is 'Cut It Out' which is to see some kind of hole or aperture in your card. Earler this week I made this little card which fits perfectly.

I've cut a circle out in the card using a Spellbinder die and my Cuttlebug. I then layered my little zebra image from Cre8tive Hands both in front and behind the aperture. I finished it off by adding a little Glossy Accents to the heart.

Before I go this week I need to share with you the following warning which was sent to me earlier this week.

You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realised I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realised my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!

P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes! How do they do that????

Thanks for looking and have a great week.


  1. Kimberley, this post has made my day!
    Beautifully written and super funny it started my day with a laugh... thank you so much.
    Your card is wonderful, what a perfect little image for a baby card.
    Clairvoyant Kimberley it is!
    There's always at least one LIMette each week who somehow steals a march on our upcoming challenge!
    Just fabulous!
    Thanks so much
    "Less is More"

  2. Card is great, love the little heart. But I can't move now as my sides are splitting, your blog is so funny. Thanks for cheering up a cold wet January day.

  3. A very sweet new baby card, that zebra is a real cutie!

  4. Super card, I do like baby animals fro new baby cards
    I had that thief too!! lol
    Thank you Kimberley
    "Less is More"

  5. Very cute card Kimberly! Haha and thanks for the warning! I thought something weird was happening to my body as I get I know and I shall be ultra vigilant! ;)
    Lizy x

  6. Your card is fabulous!! I would have never tought of this, but I will try it soon.
    Your story came too late for me, there are parts of me already stolen. But you are right we should tell everybody!

  7. LOL! these thieves are everywhere! Cute card.

  8. Super. Śliczna i taka baaaaardzo dziecięca.

  9. Super card with such a cute image.

    I think those thieves have been to my home already!!!!


  10. Fabulous card Kimberley and your words of warning made me laugh till I realised I'd been attacked too!!
    Val x

  11. Kimberley you post really made me laugh...its cheered me up on a dark and damp day..
    Your card is gorgeous just love the little zebra design...


  12. great card and your words of warning made me giggle just what I needed after a horrid week.

  13. Hola Kimberley, i'm glad to see you in my blog:D, after read your post... i'm sure i'm a woman abducted in the be like a princess all our live is really diiiiiifficult, and when you are mother...this is abduction sure:D:D:D.
    So sweet card Kimberley, beautiful, well done.
    A warm hug from Palma and i shall be with an eye open in the night:D:D:D:D

  14. Great card Kimberley and thanks for the laugh - it's happened here too! Carol x

  15. So THAT's what happened! Thank you for the hilarious explanation Kimberley! Love your cute little zebra - lovely to welcome a new baby.

  16. Thank you so much - this made me laugh so much!!! I think the same thieves must be in this area too :))

    Love your card, cute image and just right for the challenge!

  17. HA HA HA!!!! This cracked me up!
    What a lovely card you've made with a gorgeous aperture and wonderful stamped zebra!

  18. Damn it! I knew the chocolate had nothing to do with it! It was just the plastic surgery thieves!

  19. Still chuckling over this!!! Perfect card for a new baby. xx

  20. Thanks for the words of warning, trouble is it's too late the thieves have already been to my house lol. Great card too
    Beryl x

  21. This is such a cute card - love it! x

  22. Fabulous card, the zebra is so cute!

  23. Your card is fabulous, love that you have copied it inside too.

    As for your body being taken piece by piece, I have also heard that chocolate shrinks your pants, so be careful!

  24. Fab card, super cute. My that thief gets around, he's been at me too!!
    Jo x

  25. Gorgeous card and a fabulous story. I`ve just read it aloud to my hubby and daughter and had a good giggle.
    Lynne xxx

  26. Such a cute card! Great work!

  27. Very nice LIM card!