Saturday, 8 September 2012

BOGOF!

Hello peeps! I've been missing in action for a couple of weeks there's a lot going on right now plus I've had a stinker of a cold. Never mind I'm keeping those good folks at Kleenex in a job - although the red shnozz and hacking cough is so not a good look. So without further ado here is my LIM entry this week for the one layer 'foliage' challenge.


I've used a Bugaboo stamp which you can get from here and the sentiment is computer generated.

And finally a little funny:

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins. Shortly before they were due she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business and unable to be reached. While in the coma she gave birth to her twins and the only person around to name her children was her brother.

When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins she became very worried because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.

When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.

He said, "The first one was a girl."

The mum: "What did you name her?!?"

Brother: "Denise!"

The mum: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?"

Brother: "The second one was a boy."

The mum: "Oh, and what did you name him?"

Brother: "Denephew."

Thanks for looking and have a great weekend!

20 comments:

  1. What a cute card, brilliant stamp and FAB joke.

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  2. Fabulous card and love your "funny"

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  3. I love this cute card Kimberley, and I am still chuckling at the joke!

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  4. Tee Hee (at the funny) love the card too

    Kathyk

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  5. I love the card but I don't think it was funny I use to get teased that at school . Denise xx

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  6. What a cute card Kimberley - love your sense of humour!

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  7. Lovely sweet card, such a cute image!

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  8. A cute card and a great joke.

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  9. suoer image, so cute
    Great giggle aas always Kimberley, wish you better
    I do look forwardd to your wiicisums!
    Thanks very much
    Maandi LIM

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  10. Great card, very cute. Hope you feel better soon.

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  11. Great card Kimberley and I loved the joke.
    Lynne xxx

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  12. Super card Kimberley, I love Bugaboo images... Loved the joke too!
    Thanks so much
    Chrissie
    Less is More

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  13. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D, great joke Kimberley:D
    Beautiful card,perfect CAS design, it's unusual to see cards for twins, great idea!! muy funny freind, queen of digitl art:D
    A hug from Palma and take care

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  14. I just love the image on your cute card and that corny joke is a gem, hahahah :)

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  15. What fun image! And thanks for the chuckle!

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  16. Fab CAS card, love that cute image and fun sentiment.
    Sandy

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  17. Hope you feel better soon Kimberley but no cold has the power to keep your high spirits down! I love your cute card but am following your blog for the fun as much as the cards! Vicky x

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